Well, it's official: Kaleb and I are both sick. I believe it to be my semi-annual sinus infection, and Kaleb's leaking yucky goo out through his ear tubes. Fun, fun, fun!
Work Friday (yesterday) was a bad adventure of coughing and wheezing, and doing my best to make it through the work day without projectile sneezing or coughing on anyone. I got home yesterday only to discover that Kaleb was coming down with the same brand of icky. We both went to bed early and slept like the dead, thanks to the soothing effects of the best OTC cold medicines available.
Today, we have rotated through a looped cycle of sleeping/napping, snacking, and cuddling on the couch drowsily reading Kaleb's books over and over and over again. Now Kaleb has gone to bed, and I've taken my dose of nighttime cold medicine: the kind with antihistamines and 10% alcohol, guaranteed to make you extremely loopy before it eventually knocks you out for the night. As I lie here in bed waiting for sleep to come and take me away for another night of peace, my brain is running through any number of odd thoughts...thanks, in large part, to this heavenly cold medicine.
Remember when you were a kid, and you read the Dr. Suess book Green Eggs & Ham? Well, tonight, I analyze my current state of poor health in a fun rhyme!
Scroll below to read my original adaptation of Green Eggs & Ham.
I call it "How Sick I Am," or, alternatively, "Green Snot. Damn!"
I call it "How Sick I Am," or, alternatively, "Green Snot. Damn!"